User's Choice Windows CD/User's Choice Windows CD (CMS Software)(1993).iso/windows5/wxpress.zip/QUOTES.DAT

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Armor's Axiom of Morality: Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
Adlai's Axiom: He who slings mud generally loses ground.
Austin's Law: It always tastes better at somebody else's house.
Baker's Byroad: When you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
Balzer's Law: Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide; move the beach.
Bradley's Rule: Everything comes to him who waits; among other things, death.
Carmichael's Law: For every human reaction there is an over-reaction.
Cavanuagh's Postulate: All kookies are not in a jar.
Clay's Conclusion:  Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Corporate Survival: Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
Corry's Law: Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Coan's Law: If it looks complicated, lose interest.
Cohoda's Law: If it looks to good to be true, it is too good to be true.
Collin's Law: The cost of living will always rise to exceed income.
Darby's Dicta: If you have to "take it or leave it", leave it.
Gomez's Law: If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.
Golden Rule, Revision I: Do unto others......then split.
Hakala's Rule of Survival:  Pack your own parachute.
Hall's Observation: The word "necessary" seldom is.
Jone's Mathematical Law: Twice nothing is still nothing.
Jone's Rule of the Road: The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
Kerouac's Admonition: Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
King's Religious Observation: The shorter the gospel, the longer the sermon.
Lewin's Deduction: The age of our universe is a function of time.
Lin's Maxim: Happiness is a state of minimum regret.
Linus's Law: There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
Lippmann's Law: When all think alike, no one thinks very much.
Live every day as if it were your last..and someday you'll be right.
Loderstedt's Rule: Measure twice because you can only cut once.
Lone Eagle Law: Before you fly, make sure you're on board.
Lowell's Law of Life: Life is a hypothesis.
Lucy's Law: The alternative to getting old is depressing.
Ma Bell's Law: We don't care. We don't have to.
Marguccio's Law: Never buy the last item on the shelf.
Mantel's Law: If two lines on a graph cross, it must be important.
Matz's Law: No amount of genius can overcome a preocuppation with detail.
Mida's Law: Possession diminishes perception of value - immediately.
Metzger's Maxim: You're only as old as you feel - the next day.
Midas's Law: Possession diminishes perception of value, immediately
Money Maxim: Money isn't everything.(It isn't plentiful, for instance.)
Moutsatson's Law: If you don't do anything-you can't do anything wrong.
Miazga's Discovery: Death is nature's way of telling you the FDA was right.
Muir's Rule: If you can't pronounce it, you can't afford it.
Philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Plato's Law: Man is a two-legged animal without feathers.
Pogo's Dictum: A long run of good luck is a sure sign of bad luck.
Primary Myth of Christmas Eve: "So simple that a child can assemble it."
Quin's Postulate: A man must sometimes rise above principle.
Rover's Law: A dog always wants to be on the other side of the door.
Shaw's Axiom: For every problem science solves, it creates ten new ones.
Shelton's Law: The bill was due before you got it.
Shem's Law: If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever.
Smith's Law: A body at rest tends to watch television.
Stengel's Law: Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa.
Spindel's Motivator: Aim at nothing and you will hit it.
Thought:The middle of the road is the best place to get run over.
Thought: Every time you learn a new word, you hear it five times the next day.
Thought: If you write a novel about fruitcakes, you will hear from fruitcakes.
Thought: It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
Useful Motto: Don't fix the mistake - fix the blame.